TABLE OF CONTENTS

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THIS IS BOOK ONE - FOR MORE
PLEASE GO TO BOOK TWO

WESTERN RHYMES

BARNS 'N YARNS        

1. BACK SEAT BUSTER
2. HOW A COWBOY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE
3. HOW BIG SHOULD A BARN BE
4. IN-LAWS AND OUTLAWS
5. MASHED POTATOES
6. SMEARS, SMUDGES AND BLOTS
7. THE DRONE DOGFIGHT
8. THE YARD SALE
9. WOLLIES
10. YOU BE DAMNED

BELIEVE IT OR NOT   

1. A COWBOY ON THE PITCHER'S MOUND
2. ANA GRAMS OR MARA SANG
3. CITY BUS STOP
4. HOW'D YOU SAY THAT
5. KIT
6. MY NAME IS TEX
7. NUN SO BOLD
8. ROPIN' TWINS
9. WHY MOVIES ARE NOT REAL
10. YOU BE DAMNED (pt.2)               

BIG WINDYS    

1. GRANDMA'S WISH
2. GROSSER WINDIG (Big Windy)
3. THE LURE
4. THE OTHER BROTHER
5. TWO VETS
6. UNDER TORNADO WATCH
7. VOICE OF THE WIND
8. YOU BE DAMNED (pt.3)                       

BISCUITS 'N GRAVY  

1. BACON, BACON
2. GRAN'S CINNAMON ROLLS
3. IT AIN'T THE SAME
4. ODE TO THE DUTCH OVEN
5. ROLL-UPS
6. YOU BE DAMNED (pt.4)                   

BOOTS 'N SADDLES

1. A REALLY BIG SADDLE
2. ANGEL BOOTS
3. COWBOY BOOT TOPS
4. EVERYDAY BOOTS
5. HEAVENLY ATTIRE
6. LEATHER MAGIC - CRAIGSLIST AD
7. NEW BOOTS
8. TALKIN' BOOTS
9. THE BOOTMAKER
10. THE SADDLEMAKER                 

CATCH PEN

1. A PRONOUN DERBY
2. FRANCIS SCOTT KEY BRIDGE
3. LIVING IN THE FUTURE
4. QUICKER SLICKER
5. RINGERS AND LEANERS
6. YOUNG MEN GO TO WAR

CATTLE AND CHATTEL

1. FOLDIN' MONEY
2. MOUNTAIN CATTLE
3. SKIDMORES LEATHER CREAM
4. THE FEED BILL
5. THE SKULL
6. WHAT TICKS ME OFF

COFFEE 'N CAMPFIRES

1. ARBUCKLES IN THE CUP
2. CUPPA GO
3. FRENCH PRESS
4. THE DEMITASSE COWBOY
5. THE GHOSTS AT 770

6. THE WORST WE'VE SEEN

COWBOY LOGIC

1. A COWBOY LOOKS AT THE INTERNET
2. DEFINITION OF A COWBOY
3. LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
4. LEFTY
5. TAKE YOUR SPURS OFF
6. THE COWBOY SIX-GUN RULE
7. THE TEACHER IS THE STUDENT
8. THERE I AM
9. THINGS A COWBOY LEARNS ABOUT LIFE
10. WHERE IS THERE     

COWBOYS 'N INDIANS

1. CACKLEBERRIES 'N HENFRUIT
2. INTERCONTINENTAL COWBOY
3. NATIVE RAP
4. NEW CUT ROAD
5. ROAM vs. HOME
6. SCRAPS OF PAPER
7. THE ARTIST
8. THE VIKING COWBOY
9. THERE AIN'T NO EXPERT COWBOYS
10. WHICH ONE IS REAL

COWBOYS 'N PRESIDENTS 

1. A WALKING CONTRADICTION
2. BUCKEY
3. CRIMSON CROWN
4. TEDDY'S BEAR
5. THE LEGEND OF BOSTON CORBETT
6. THE TRAIN THAT CARRIED LINCOLN HOME
7. TWO BULLS (Biden & Abbott)

FLAG 'N COUNTRY    

1. A COWBOY IN VIETNAM
2. HIDDEN HEROES
3. MY FATHER'S FLAG
4. NUMBERS
5. REMEMBER THEM ALL
6. STAR SPANGLED HONOR
7. THE FLAG WENT UP
8. WHAT MAKES A HERO
9. WHAT MEMORIAL DAY IS ALL ABOUT
10. WHO REMEMBERS THEM  

GOSPEL MILL

1. CALLING GOD ON THE PHONE
2. GRIEF
3. JUST AN HOUR LATE
4. RAINBOW'S END
5. REWARD FOR A HARD LIFE
6. THE COWBOY AND THE PARSON
7. THE CROSS
8. THE GOSPEL OF TEXAS

HORSEFEATHERS

1. BIGGEST SPORT IN TEXAS
2. CROW CREEK
3. DOGS
4. HORSE APPLES FOR BREAKFAST
5. OK SLANG
6. THE BARBER SHOP
7. THE BEDEVILED BLUE
8. THE BIGGEST LITTLE STORE IN TEXAS
9. THE COWBOY WHO DRANK TEA
10. THE TV PLUG

HORSES 'N WAGONS

1. APATHY
2. BUSTER
3. HORSE TRADING
4. HOW TO BUY A HORSE
5. MEDICINE HAT
6. ODE TO THE CHUCK WAGON
7. SHE SEES BEARS
8. SOULSICK CINDY
9. WAGON TONGUES
10. WE CALLED HIM NORM

OLD TIMERS

1. CARL PIKE
2. GETTING OLD
3. J.W.
4. JULY THIRTIETH, NINETEEN FIFTY-ONE
5. PORCH SITTERS
6. SIX-UP
7. SPACE COWBOY
8. THE CHAIR

PARODIES

1. ALL ALONG THE BORDER WALL
2. BETTER SIGNS
3. BIDEN AND ABBOTT
4. COOL WATER
5. LOOSE WHEEL
6. OLD HIPPIE
7. STORMY
8. SUBTERRANEAN HOSTAGE BLUES
9. TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO'VE CROSSED BEFORE
10. THE TIME, IT IS A-CHANGIN'
11. ACHY BREAKY REVISITED (reconsti-tooted)

POEMS ABOUT POEMS  

1. A COWBOY'S STAGE FRIGHT
2. A WORD ABOUT APPLAUSE
3. ABOUT YOU WAH-HOO
4. ANATOMY OF A COWBOY POEM
5. COWBOY POTERY
6. COWBOY RHYMERS TOP-TEN COUNTDOWN
7. RULES FOR COWBOY POETRY
8. THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL
9. WANTED ALIVE
10. WHEN A COWBOY READS SHAKESPEAR

POLKAS 'N POKEYS

1. A WYOMING CLAIM TO FAME
   
2. GRANDPA'S SQUEEZEBOX
3. POLKAS 'N POKEYS
4. TWO-STEPPIN' COMES NATURALLY
5. TWO-STEPPIN WITH THE WRONG GAL

RANGE JINGLE  

1. MEMORIES OF MERLE
2. SPURS THAT JINGLE
3. THE COLLECTION
4. THE COWBOY SONGWRITER
5. THE STORYTELLER
6. THEY DON'T WRITE TRAIN SONGS ANYMORE                           

SALOONS 'N BUFFOONS

1. BLIND COWBOY WITH A BLONDE JOKE
2. NO PLACE FOR A GUNSEL
3. ROBOVAC ROUNDUP
4. THE FIGPICKER
5. THE HOAX
6. THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN
7. THREE BROTHERS COME TO AMERICA
8. THREE COWPOKES
9. WITHOUT KNOCKING

SIDEWINDERS

1. I SOLD MY SOLE TO THE DEVIL
2. SOME LIKE IT HOT
3. THE DEVIL'S TIME
4. TRICK PONIES OR THICK PHONEYS

SNUFF 'N STUFF

1. BRANDED WOMEN
2. CORPORATE PANHANDLING
3. COWBOY ALARM CLOCK
4. EVERYONE WANTS MONEY
5. LITTLE RED DOTS
6. PREYING PRIESTS
7. SNUFF 'N STUFF
8. TRUTH AND TIME

STICK PONIES 'N CAP PISTOLS

1. CHICKEN RACE
2. HOW WE BEAT THE HEAT
3. KIT 'N KABOODLE
4. REEL COWBOY
5. ROCK 'N ROLL GOALS
6. THE GECKO SIDEKICK
7. THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF SUMMER
8. WHERE DID TRIGGER GO

TOMBSTONES 'N TUMBLEWEEDS

1. DESERT SNOWMAN
2. GUNPOWDER FOR BREAKFAST
3. HITLER WAS A HERO
4. THE BUSHWACKER
5. THE OLD TOP RAIL
6. TUMBLEWEED TERROR

TRAILS 'N TRIALS

1. A WICKENBURG WONDER
2. A PARACHUTE AND A PLAN
3. COWBOY SOLILOQUY
4. IKE AND WYATT
5. MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
6. SAVED BY CIRCUMSTANCES
7. THE BATTLE FOR CATTLE
8. TRAIL SPOILER
9. WHOOPI TI-YI-AI, TIE YER OWN

WILD 'N WOOLY       

1. BEEVES 'N BEENS
2. FAMILY TREE
3. KANSAS CHAPS
4. KERCHIEFS
5. ROLL YER OWNS
6. THE DADDY OF 'EM ALL
7. THE JUG MARKER
8. WILD 'N WOOLY